It's the only bad thing about moving into this palace, namely cos:
1. I have to resist the urge to perve on said workers, being a lady and all. So I tend to spend a vast majority of my day squinting.
2. It's incredibly difficult to get kids to sleep when there's a radio up full ball and walls being pulled to the ground, right outside their window. Somehow "Shhhhh! It's just like a lullaby. See? Hush little baby don't say a..." CRASH!!!!!!!!!! just doesn't cut it.
3. I loathe, I repeat, LOATHE the idea of swimming in the pool with all these young to middle aged dudes in sight. Or more to the point, me being in their sight. So I'm forced to ditch the leopard print swimsuit and instead wear this:
I am, after all, a lady.
Though the cod-piece might beg to differ.
4 comments:
Pictures of hot workmen must be taken and posted..for our enjoyment of course :)
It's Mummy-Man. Perfect superhero kit!
Yes, builders on a hot day could be a distraction!
Rache
'So I tend to spend a vast majority of my day squinting.'
Hey Jen did anyone ever tell you you are seriously funny? I just had one of those gut-busting moments- courtesy of you!
I'm either sorta getting to cyber-kno ya- or else you really should look into getting into the comedy scene...
Oh; Hang on...
Caz - Oh crap, now there's a challenge. You do realise if my hubby catches me out I'm a dead woman. Maybe I could just set the kids up for a family shot, just conveniently located in the foreground with the construction work in the back. Hmmmm....
Rache - I know, I feel like I'm living in a Breaka commercial.
rn_buffoon - You are far too kind. :-)
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